Quotes from the Movie The Hangover

Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.

Alan

You heard me. It's Sin City. I won't tell a soul.

Alan

I love you so much.

Alan

I love you so much.

Alan

I like to say somethin' that I prepared tonight.

Alan

Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

Alan

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

Alan

Guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out?

Alan

One of the side-effects of roofies is memory loss.

Alan

Okay. I got it. Thank you. I don't think that...

Doug

Okay. I got it. Thank you.

Doug

All good with Melissa?

Doug

Whattaya got there?

Doug

What are you doin'?!

Doug

Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.

Stu